Lightweight Living Fan Gifts

"Either Bob lost weight or you jammed too much helium into those balloons."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Quilting Bee.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Well that's me detoxed!

You've got to admire his spunk.

Honey I'm Home

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

Snail Peephole

'Luxury box.'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'

'Aren't you glad we decided not to fly north thing spring?'

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

'186,282.4 miles per second'? -- Couldn't you make it come out even?'

Field of Beans.

Fuel Carrier

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

No, I told you, only take rocks from the checking pile, not from the savings pile.

'Go get a smaller ball!'

Nudist At Home

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'