Lightweight Living Fan Pillows

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Quilting Bee.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Well that's me detoxed!

Honey I'm Home

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

Snail Peephole

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'Luxury box.'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

'Aren't you glad we decided not to fly north thing spring?'

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Fuel Carrier

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

'Go get a smaller ball!'

Nudist At Home

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'