Rustic Living Fan Mugs

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Fuel Carrier

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

Stainglass Windows '33

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

House Hunters of the Old West

"I don't tell you how to gather."

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'

'See what I mean, Martha? There's just no respect anymore.'

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

Nudist At Home

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

"And what would you say to the young furniture designer starting out today?"