Therapy Animal Fan Pillows

"You may find your therapy parrot soothing, but others don't!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

DIY marriage counseling.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Krazy straw"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."