Animal Therapy Fan Pillows

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

'You seem to be a stable person to me.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Licensed Therapist

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

DIY marriage counseling.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."