Animal Therapy Fan Mugs

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

'You seem to be a stable person to me.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Licensed Therapist

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

DIY marriage counseling.

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."