Animal Therapist Fan Mugs

"I told her, 'I can support the household, or I can do stupid pet tricks, but I cannot do both'!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Licensed Therapist

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm a monster."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"