Animal Therapist Fan Pillows

"I told her, 'I can support the household, or I can do stupid pet tricks, but I cannot do both'!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Licensed Therapist

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I'm a monster."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'We should talk more.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'