Snow Yoga Fan Gifts

Snowperson Yoga

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Tommy!"

Romantic Giraffes

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'Fine. And you?'

Penguin Remote

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"I love this time of year."

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

"I prefer snow person."

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Sleeping in skis.

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

Winter Olympics

This dessert wine isn't great, but it's too snowy to go out for something else. Any port in a storm!

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Lovely weather again.

Snowmen

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Bear Snowboarding

Abraham Lincoln snowman in front of White House.

Beware of the Dog.

Santa Snowboarding

The blindfolded raft building team exercise ended in disaster for the snowman group.

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

"Apparently, not everyone dislikes the cold weather we're having."