Modernisation Fan Gifts

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

His Master's Data.

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Santa '50s' Claus.

Vents, real and digital.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'I know a trap when I see one.'

"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

Bonding in the Electronic Age