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"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

His Master's Data.

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

Santa '50s' Claus.

Vents, real and digital.

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"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

Paul Weller

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'I know a trap when I see one.'

His video of Jack and Jill is going viral already.

"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."

"I know your sad it's being pulled down son."