Woodworking Fan Prints

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Gift Ideas #13

Types of Wood

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Tree house.

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Our coach telecommutes.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"I'll be working remotely today."

Self-assembly nest

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'