Woodwork Fan Prints

Jack was agreat tradesman but unfortunately, his geographical skills were lousy.

Nothing on a stick vendor for beavers.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

About the potter.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'