Woodwork Fan Prints

Jack was agreat tradesman but unfortunately, his geographical skills were lousy.

Nothing on a stick vendor for beavers.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

About the potter.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Self-assembly nest

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Fur'niture