Hardcore Fan Mugs

Prodigy

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

Steve Howe.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Open House of Horrors

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Zombie Problems

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

Ozzy Osbourne

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Football supporters.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."