Heavy Metal Fans Mugs

Bris

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock On

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Existential Risk

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Santa Metal Claus

'I'm with the band.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

He played the infamous suicide note.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."