Hardcore Fan Pillows

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Zombie Problems

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Meow...."