Hardcore Hippo Fan Pillows

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'I love rock festivals!'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

"You folks ready to order?"

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

The Grim Rapper

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

'You lookin at my bird?'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

Ice Cube

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

Santa left stranded.

'well, thank goodness...that's another christmas over with.'

'Look at how this horrible crowd is waving their hands. . .it's like they don't even care.'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.