Hippo Admirers Pillows

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Hot Tub Frosty

'I love rock festivals!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Swan in a trenchcoat.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Babe in the woods!

Vodka

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

"You folks ready to order?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

'This? It's carry-on luggage in that it carries ME on and I can fit in the overhead bin.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

"This won best award show last year."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"