Hippo Admirers Mugs

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Hot Tub Frosty

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'I love rock festivals!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I hate surprises!'

Vodka

Babe in the woods!

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"You folks ready to order?"

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'You lookin at my bird?'

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

I won't share credit for our invention of a truth serum, because I've always hated you and your homely family.

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

'This? It's carry-on luggage in that it carries ME on and I can fit in the overhead bin.'

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

"This won best award show last year."