Forgery Fanatic Gifts

Frenchy Fries, one of the world's greatest art forgers

"That's the great thing about art, even a second-rate forgery like this can brighten up a room."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

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"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'I like the frame.'

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Tortured Plank

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"But is it..?"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

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Fingers

Businessman fences with three others.

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Caution Fragile

'Well... the frame is nice.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Artists without borders.

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'I can't stand the first page...so black and white!'

Castle Cat Flap

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'