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BILL & YADDA-YADDA GATES foundation

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Bowled over again!

"You're on a what?!"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

Honey badger do care.

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

I work for a nonprofit organization. Me, too. I appear in a comic strip.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Now you've done it!"

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'Your uncle left everything to Charity... So far we haven't been able to locate her.'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I'm donating a portion of your tip to charity."

'When it comes to giving, I stop at nothing, , ,'