Fan Dedication Gifts

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

Bowled over again!

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Currently Boston

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Football Delivery

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

The game comes first...

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Women's World Cup Final

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Maradona memorial.

Heat Wave Podium

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Live long and prosper.