Devoted Fan Squad Gifts

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Hockey Season.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

The game comes first...

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Go Team!

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

Bug bomb squad.

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

"If we walk him, it will just add to our reputation for passivity and downright indolence."