Dedicated Fan Gifts

Reality Football

Rooting for your team.

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Yep. Ed's a man for all seasons: Baseball, Basketball, Football and Hockey.

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

The game comes first...

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

Ostriches put their head inside holes to watch sports on TV.

Currently Boston

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Formula One car origami

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Football Delivery

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Dog Scalextric

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'