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Reality Football

Rooting for your team.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Yep. Ed's a man for all seasons: Baseball, Basketball, Football and Hockey.

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

The game comes first...

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

Ostriches put their head inside holes to watch sports on TV.

Bowled over again!

Currently Boston

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Formula One car origami

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

World Cup Fan.

Football Delivery

Pig Trotter

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"