Fan Dedication T-Shirts

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Currently Boston

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

The game comes first...

Football Delivery

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Women's World Cup Final

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Heat Wave Podium

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Maradona memorial.

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."