Devoted Fans T-Shirts

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Football Delivery

The game comes first...

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."