Devoted Fans T-Shirts

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

Bowled over again!

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Football Delivery

The game comes first...

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

World Cup Fan.

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"