Fusion Fanatic Gifts

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Good dog!'

'He took a fetching class.'

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'