Formatting Fanatic Gifts

"The margins on your book proposals are sooo even, Ms. Holly, and the type so black and crisp. . ."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Prize vegetables.

'Fetch.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Friday

Italica

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Super hero dog.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Have you been working out?"

InIn by-products.

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

In - Out - Pending.

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'