Secret Formula Fanatic Gifts

'Doctor, you're on the edge of violating your non-compete.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Simply put.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"Lucky Guess."

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'...Or not.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."