Genetic Modification Gifts

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Pretty Soon: Bioengineering will produce livestock which requires less processing.

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

Dr. Frankenstein's heifer,

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

'How romantic Dr Frankenstein, a flower made from the parts of other flowers.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.'

"If we can make a cabbage smarter, imagine what we can do with other food!"

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Clone Factory

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Jerk Gene

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'