Genetic Modification Marvel Gifts

"I don't usually show this on the first date, but I thought you'd like to see my bear-ass."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

A day at the transgenic races

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

Macho man body building club.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"I've mutated."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Dr. Frankenstein's heifer,

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"Iron Man Competition"

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Wegovy diet drug

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.

'I recently became a veggie.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Lion with hair straighteners.

'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.