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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

A day at the transgenic races

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

Macho man body building club.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"I've mutated."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Dr. Frankenstein's heifer,

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"Iron Man Competition"

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

'I recently became a veggie.'

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Wegovy diet drug

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Lion with hair straighteners.

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"Your giant virus experiment is a success."