Mutation Marvels T-Shirts

"I've mutated."

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Mutation D614G

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

Covid 19 Variant

The History of GM Food

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

"The virus mutation equally affects the left and the right."

"I got hit by a gamma ray burst!"

"Your giant virus experiment is a success."

Institute of Genetic Engineering

"Whew! I was afraid the Bible would be full of math since God told us to go forth and multiply."

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."

"Oh my God, the mineral water!"

'Thanks for bringin up the mail, so what's new with you, Phil?'

Radioactive area

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'