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Genetic manipulation

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"You've got to admire the way he's clung on."

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Institute of Genetic Engineering

Mutation D614G

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Evolution Exam Results.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

I told you we were late!

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Are we there yet?"