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The History of GM Food

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Quantum Psychic

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Mutation D614G

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Mummy Tourists

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I've mutated."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

Covid 19 Variant