Mutation Master T-Shirts

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

New Covid Variants

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

Mutation D614G

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"I've mutated."

In Difficulties.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

Covid 19 Variant

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

The History of GM Food

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.

Institute of Genetic Engineering

"Your giant virus experiment is a success."

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

"I got hit by a gamma ray burst!"