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Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Motivation to work

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Phoenix

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'ADN'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Money Tree

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

"I've mutated."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'