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'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I've been genetically modified!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Meowlzebub

Alexander Fleming

Superbaldie.

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Fear of Flying Seminar

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Masquerade

Leonardo's first drawing

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Candle Moment

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Genie Barbecue.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

Chickenspox

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Physics toy.

Spiderman at the Improv

Man's evolution to the Strip club.