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'You don't stand a chance. I'm loaded with cheetah genes.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Frankenfish

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'Happy New Ear!'

Adios Amoebas

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

DNA Analysis

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

The first marsupial.

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'