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A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Some genetically engineered pig

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Happy New Ear!'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

DNA Analysis

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'