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Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Some genetically engineered pig

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Happy New Ear!'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

DNA Analysis

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"