Gene Splicing Guru T-Shirts

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'ADN'

Jerk Gene

Frankenfish

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Some genetically engineered pig

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

Profits from gene patenting.

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.