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'As you know, we put sardine genes in potatoes, and potato genes in sardines. The results are in. We won't do anything like that again.'

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Mini Bar

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Frankenfish

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Bar Therapy

Some genetically engineered pig

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'Happy New Ear!'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

You can never over garnish!

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

DNA Analysis

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Shaketh."

Designer Baby.