Gene Mixing Enthusiast Prints

'As you know, we put sardine genes in potatoes, and potato genes in sardines. The results are in. We won't do anything like that again.'

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Mini Bar

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Frankenfish

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

Some genetically engineered pig

Bar Therapy

'Happy New Ear!'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Mary Berry

You can never over garnish!

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

DNA Analysis

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

'Yeah, so our parents used to run together... what of it?'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Designer Baby.