Genetic Marvel Admirer Mugs

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Meowlzebub

Alexander Fleming

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Superbaldie.

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Masquerade

Leonardo's first drawing

Candle Moment

Genie Barbecue.

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Chickenspox

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

Physics toy.

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"