Ancient Marvel Admirer Mugs

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

Hadrian's Wall

Neptune

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The Death Of Venus

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Sistine Selfie

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

Teddy Roosevelt

"I get it!"

Hans Holbein

"I think I'm lost."

Prehistoric Pirates.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Museum.

Antiques

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Shakespeare

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

'What?'

Mangle

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"I can't decide whether to call it 'wheel' or 'emoji'."

History Department

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."