Genetic Marvel Gifts

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Motivation to work

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Phoenix

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Money Tree

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"I've mutated."

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'