Genetically Modified Foods Gifts

'Well our Jim did say he was going for something alternative!'

Seedless Watermellon - "Now where's the fun in that?"

'Yeah, he's something alright! Now you do know that if a Genetically Modified Organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

6 Brothers Falafel

A day at the transgenic races

In the DNA Kitchen

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Cheese Secret

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Dr. Frankenstein's heifer,

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

GM Kebabs

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"Who had the rainforest vinaigrette?"

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."