Genetically Modified Organisms Gifts

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

GM Kebabs

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Medicinal plants

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Clone Factory

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Bio Fuels.

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Taken genetic engineering too far

Money Tree

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Dr. Frankenstein's heifer,

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'