Gmos Gifts

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"You told me to grow GM crops, you deal with it!"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Big Bang Theory.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"I'm a baahnana!"

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

GM Kebabs

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

The History of GM Food

"There's a lot of alarmist talk going round, about how genetic modification will mix the genes of different species to create bizarre hybrid creatures."

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

Rudy, do you remember when I experimented with genetically engineered produce? Yeah. And I created an enormous evil zucchini. Yep. Why? No reason. Do you have a 12-foot paring knife? Uh-oh. Huge carrot! Run!

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."