Genome Map Enthusiast Gifts

'He's a genius in genetics, but he can't fold a genome map.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

The Map of the Human Heart

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Exit Next Left

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

New York Netherworld

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Sister Cities

Best Places to Retire

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'